Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
Ryden a.k.a. snorl4x from Tumblr. She reminds me of hookers who are so bored that they can only be done from behind. At which point why bother? Being able to effectively feign enthusiasm is a core competency for the industry. Six sigma or go home.
Here go (what I hope count as) the pussy/ass spreads! I hope that all of you who asked me for them actually like them. The last pic is my [f]avorite :)
I have some new pics to post soon, but I realised that most of you weren't here when I started, and may not even know that the sidebar image is from my verification post. I've had a few requests to re-post it since the thread was locked - so who's got me
Model maker here. About to release a new model that you should soon find in videos and short gifs. Here's a little preview. (Hint hint; Who is the most popular Asari in the ME universe?)
Not only is that shovel completely unsafe, who's even going to notice the shovel with a hot naked pregnant girl squatting next to it?? Looks dangerous to me.
For women who don't accept that they are nothing more than cunts to fuck.. you're gross dumb cunts even compared to me. Pull your panties down and let men enjoy being in your presence for a change
[MIDE-395] I'm A Home Security Guard And I Received A Notice That The Government Was Sending Me A Bride Who Would Take Care Of My Every Need, Like For Example, A Titty Fuck -SD- Starring JULIA
24F 5'1" 120lbs. Feeling a bit down after someone took it upon themselves to PM me about how my stomach and butt are not so good and that I should be a lot more fit at my age. Thanks to everyone who supported me, but this is likely my last post here. Good
I felt like this sub needed more women who actually RODE motorcycles, so I went searching for that in general, but the majority of these chicks are just hot. There are a few with out bikes, sue me.
I got my daughter a job as my boss's secretary thinking that, after having worked there for 10 years, he would give me his position once he retired. Instead he promoted his son, who he had just hired. Safe to say I regret getting my daughter that job.. sh
I'm just a pig so I can't really understand this discussion about who we should worship. All I know is that when Goddess tells me to do something I do it.
Going through your mom's phone wasn't the smartest thing you've ever done. The worst part of it all wasn't finding out that your dad is a cuck, or even seeing your mom get fucked by a big white cock.. it was knowing that the one who was doing it, is me lo
Kept getting complaints that the dildos I've been using weren't big enough, so I bought the biggest strapless strap-on I could find. Who wants to see me put this delicious thing to use?
