"Are you sure all your friends moms dress this way at home?" mom asked skeptically, trying on the outfit I bought for her. "It seems a little inappropriate."
U wanted your mom to be the first one to know that you got selected in basketball ball team so u decided to bunk school and come home early to find your bully proneboning your mom on dining table and her moaning about how his big dick is stretching her up
It happened again. You finally bring a girl home, and your mom steals her from you. You try to explain that your mom just does it to torment you and she'll drop the girl in a month or two, but mommy dearest is just too good at it
