I love our family Halloween party. I dressed as a killer, Mom dressed as a cop and told me I was under arrest. I was able to convince her to let me go with a warning, after I put in some hard service.
You were having a small birthday party at your house when your bully showed up and destroyed your cake. After seeing you cry, your mom grabbed him by the collar and took him up to her room to give him a piece of her mind.
Your mom has asked you for contact info for all the people who bully you. You assume she's going to get them to stop. She's actually preparing invites for your next birthday party.
Your mom has decided to make sure you're a kissless virgin for life. So when she caught you on SC with a girl, she made you invite the girl over for a "pool party" and watch while mommy ruined her for any man ever again
