What, you don't like it sweetie? Well, your boss promised to demote you and cut your pay if I stay like this the whole ceremony, so of course I said yes! I can't wait to see your dear mum's face when I walk in haha! Now come along, let's get hitched!
Your mum asked for help with her phone, and you couldn't help but look through her files. You quickly realise: 1. That IS your beautiful indian mother 2. That is NOT your father, it is the creepy neighbor who pushes you around