My aunt got this wicked grin as we heard the front door open. "I forgot to mention nephew, I told some of my friends I had found a hot young stud to play with. Hope you don't mind an audience."
My sister couldn't resist bringing our waitress back to our hotel room when the bar closed - she wasn't the only one getting a tip at the end of the night
My mom is always trying to stay up with trends. One day she asked, "What's Twitter for?" So I got her this T-shirt. Then she asked, "What's Tinder for?"
My bully bragged about how all he needed to do was send a single dick pic to get with any chick he wanted, I called bullshit, so he sent one to my mom.. I should have kept my mouth shut
One time your mom and bully had a light scuffle about grades. She decided to try and settle things between them to determine who really was in charge. After one night of ironing out the differences, it is clear who the alpha is in the classroom and who th
