I present to you my wife who is a mother of 4 who just turned 30 today...compliments are welcome and please tell her what your do to her. (Many more pics in comments)
The renovations in your yard seemed to take forever. But your wife vouched for the workers. Turns out they have been carrying out major reconstruction of your wife's holes all this while and you have been paying them for it.
Being my personal assistant was just too much for your wife to handle alone. She mentioned that your sister was looking for a job after graduating. Great... set up an interview.
I asked your wife to go on a business trip. It was a week long one which you thought she would refuse. But your wife knew it was just code for me whoring her out to my company customers. She brought out her luggage before we finished talking.
[5"x5" - 6'7" tall] A few people have been asking for proof of my bone-pressed measurement while standing (since all of my other measurements were taken by my wife while I was on my back) , so here it is!
You weren’t thrilled to find out that your old high school bully was your fertility doctor. Your wife told him how you couldn’t get her pregnant so he recommended private treatment and immediate payment. You wrote the check unaware you were basically payi
You apologize over and over to your wife that you won’t be able to make it home for your anniversary dinner because your asshole coworker didn’t show up. After 5 missed calls you get this video sent from your wife’s phone with the message “enjoy my shift
