Are you kidding me? You beat up my loser son, stole his wallet, AND you ruined his backpack?...OF COURSE you can fuck my ass! Right after I tell him I don't believe him about the bullying and ground him for "not taking better care of his things"
Am I not pretty enough? Civilisation LLP believes every cunt deserves a sense of self-worth and self-confidence. (OOC: works best with the sound turned on).