Patrice Brown AKA Paris Monroe is a fourth grade teacher in Atlanta that is under fire right now by parents and media all because of the way she dresses. I like it :)
A poor redneck girl is weighed down by her waterlogged overalls and her parents disappointment, attempts to climb on top of a starfish to make it to the safety of the surface while the bastard offspring of a unicorn and a water snake overlooks the affair