When pissing in your pet's mouth, if she dares to spit it out, leading health officials recommend jamming your cock down her throat and forcing your piss directly into her stomach
A snake wriggles to freedom out of the belly of a larger snake that had swallowed it, after the larger snake was killed by a pet cat [x-post from r/wtf]
Did your kid get a ribbon for showing up to a sporting event? Did you make up a pun that's just hilarious? Just get a new pet or start a new diet fad? Looking for someone to talk about it with? TVU is your guy!
You stare down at your phone, fixated on the video your bully just sent you. You can't believe it. Your girlfriend and your sister are nothing but your bully's pathetic pets. You watch as he commands them to bend over and shake their asses for him. They d
You can never say no to your sister. When she came to your room begging for you to get her a pet, you knew you couldn't afford it - so you gave her the next best thing.
