When picking up groceries, my wife pointed out the ass of the girl at the checkout counter. We told her we needed help taking it to the car, and then help taking it to our house, and then help in the bedroom.
I (M) Lost a bet to my friend (F). She gets to pick any 3 subreddits and I have to post a relevant picture. She dressed me up, and it wasn't aloud in r/crossdressing so here it is here.
You ever try to bang a chick and some dwarf with a mohawk is always there watching and jerking off, then he chokes your chick until she nearly dies, then picks up your chick and holds her aloft while she blows you? Hmm? Aybody?
I woke up at the hospital after my bully sparring partner knocked me out in front of the whole gym and my girlfriend. I was surprised to find she wasn't there to make sure I was alright and she wouldn't even pick up her phone. After about an hour of blowi
Your cousin felt so bad that those two girls at school were bullying you. She went over to their house and hours later you were told to pick her up and you walked in on this.
She was just going over to pick up a few things. Her ex had been trying to get her alone for weeks. After a small talk about "closure" she gave up and let him do what he's always done. Just one last time, he promised.
Your little sister installed tinder as a 'joke' and you had both had some laughs at the corny pick up lines from some guys. Unbeknownst to you however, your senior bully also had tinder - and had been sending various dick pics to corrupt your little siste
