Our kind Goddesses will always let dumb pigs like me know when we're not being suitably enthusiastic and skilful in our worship. The fact they smile, laugh and enjoy improving us just shows how wonderful they are.
As we've seen before compromises can be found when a Goddess and an Imperial hit it off. Replace the pig with a seduced Goddess Minor? The Imperial finds that a much happier compromise...
They keep on showing off fancy technology at SLAVECon but all it takes for a Goddess to drive us pigs wild and put us in our place is a pair of black leather boots.
My Goddess commanded me to meet up with other pigs and see if I could find out anything about "Pigacus". But its hard to have conversations when the Goddesses keep us so busy...
