The Temptress Slave Market is happy to rent out unsold pigs for the upcoming festivities. In exchange for the advertisements, I am only billing the Queen 2/3s the cost of ownership for the week.
My office is finally finished, Now that I have my playroom I hope I can convince the Empress that there is only one queen worthy of ruling the Matriarchy!
Former Queen Temptress has not turned her back on us. She remains a brave and selfless Goddess who will go down as a heroine for the cause of Female Supremacy.
Let it be known that I formally support the new Queen. And after I'm through 'talking' with them, every pig in the mines would gladly give his life to see Her on the throne.
Have you ever wanted to dress up like the Queen? Well you're in luck! My officially licensed Halloween costume has just arrived! Why wait though? Buy it now! Wear it now! Everyone can be as beautiful as me!