Maybe I drunk too much last night but I woke up really horny this morning, I feel that sometimes it would be really nice to get to be the smaller spoon and for once be on the receiving end of some of that slooow sleepy morning sex ❤️
Whats that, someone is looking? If you really loved me you wouldn't care what other people think! Now start kissing it or else you won't be getting sex for another month.
Every nice guy has to go through an X day in his life: every nice guy thinks he would end up feeling really bad if he succeeded in making a girl have to approach him for sex, until one day he happens to inadvertently witness at some club how pathetically
Your girl always said she didn't really like sex. Now that your bully stole her away, she texts you regularly "Turns out, I don't hate sex, just sex with you lol"
