Sir, I found my staff in what appeared an act of Satanic devilry. My maid did explain they were cleaning the chimney.All Hallows eve is a traditional time for doing this as sprites and imps do assist. Satisfied,I made myself comfortable with a large brand
Always wanted to either get Hail on one inside thigh and Satan on the other... Not huge just small lettering where you really gotta get your head between my thighs to read em