My girlfriend said she wanted to fuck the buff guy at the gym, I was pleasantly surprised when he agreed to do it, only if sex with me was part of the package as well
I begged my little sister not to go on a date with my bully.. I told her that he wasn't looking for a girlfriend, just to use her for sex to humiliate me. She smiled and said "sounds fun".
Your girl always said she didn't really like sex. Now that your bully stole her away, she texts you regularly "Turns out, I don't hate sex, just sex with you lol"
