Sir, since losing my pianist to a falling cask of Armagnac (the dearer victim of the tragedy), my luncheons have wanted for diversion. I have thus dispatched several staff to the musical tutelage of one Mme. Chasteté Buisson-Épais of Châtillon-sur-Loire,
Sir, Traditionally, as head of the household, it would be myself who would punish the staff for misdemeanours. In this modern age, my housekeeper has introduced a new hierarchy, which I take care to study at great length.
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have en
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainful
Sir, I found my staff in what appeared an act of Satanic devilry. My maid did explain they were cleaning the chimney.All Hallows eve is a traditional time for doing this as sprites and imps do assist. Satisfied,I made myself comfortable with a large brand
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invi
Sir, my Maid Peggy suggests that one day, Women might equally use bicycles. I countered that it was not at all Lady like, even for lowly staff. Peggy soon corrected my views with a practical demonstration of her Female prowess on my Swift Safety, and I no
Sir, My wife has of late been most displeased at the interest I take in managing staff, recently misunderstanding my learning the maid upon methods of uncorking stubborn bottles of wine. Thus today I did delegate the instruction of a lower maid to the hou
Sir, I forbid my staff to sit upon my furniture and dismiss infringers. When I found my maid Molly asleep in my best chair, she explained she had discovered a new, more relaxing way to enjoy it's comfort. This is truly so enjoyable that I now permit her t
Sir, my attempts at introducing this dress fashion among my staff has so far been unproductive. However, I welcome suggestions as to the historcal nature of the scene depicted within this lithograph that I have discovered in my library this eventide.
Tales from The Jester Club: A Bad Cunt-stomer. Some cunts have a real bad attitude but staff trained by Civilisation LLP can fuck it right out of them.
Tales from The Jester Club: Keeping Staff Focused. Cunt's will be cunts and Civilisation LLP would like to remind everyone that with regularly being put in their place they tend to go a bit cock-crazy...
First Interview with Civilisation LLP: with u/dizzydisappointment's enforced absence my staff are trying to get me a new secretary. I can't help but feel they're evaluating the wrong skills...
Tales from The Jester Club: Light Fingered Cunt. When one of the cunt waitresses starts taking money from the cash register a staff member is quick to remind her of the only things she should be taking...
