My friends would ask me why I wanted to take my sister shopping. Especially when I said it was to get her hand lotion. what I didn't say is that her soft hands are worth all the money In the world
She sighed, "Honestly baby, what was the point of having me go through the trouble of growing this massive thing if all you ever want to do is take pictures of it and look at me naked? I mean, I like the attention, but can you at least kiss it or touch it