In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
Your dream girl is going to be sitting at the club all by her lonesome tonight... what will you do? (PM me a short story! Make it interesting, damn it! :P)
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