You're on assignment in one of the world's poorest countries. You're a switchy sadist and meet a hot switchy (Über) masochist. Have nothing but the general store. Shopping for pervertables! GOD I love doing this.
just recently heard about this problem, but damn the NSA if they'll take away my freedom to show off what god blessed me with! Plus any good excuse to show off my friend is cool with me :-)