Wife decides to wear this for a college party. She's in her late twenties and has a fantasy of fucking a young college guy for the first time. She really hopes to get fucked by an athlete there. Wants to know if this outfit is sexy enough! Please comment!
Dear Senator: Ever since our daughter realized she can make money with her boobs there's been no stopping her. Is there anything in the Constitution that can help us rein her in?
You ever try to bang a chick and some dwarf with a mohawk is always there watching and jerking off, then he chokes your chick until she nearly dies, then picks up your chick and holds her aloft while she blows you? Hmm? Aybody?
So essentially it'll be set up just like this, except there is a strain gauge on the noose. Whenever she doesn't apply enough pressure she gets a nasty shock.
Johane Johansson is a hot import from Mother Russia, where she learned all the tricks of the trade whoring there and claimed she was familiar with rough sex.
You made a bet with your childhood best friend - whoever's bigger gets to fuck the loser. There was no question who the loser was. Now, she gets to stuff you full of her massive, throbbing girlmeat, and all you can do is hang on while she fucks you totall
