A few months ago, your fiancee broke off the engagement. Ever since, people have been laughing when you tell them it was because you weren't ready to be married. Finally someone forwarded you the email she sent just before the breakup, titled "Why i'm lea
Last summer, my bully was a lifeguard at the local beach that my mom and sister always go to. He's always hitting on them and they always laugh and flirt back. One day, my bully texted me this picture with a text "Who should I fuck first? Your solder sist