When picking up groceries, my wife pointed out the ass of the girl at the checkout counter. We told her we needed help taking it to the car, and then help taking it to our house, and then help in the bedroom.
My mom went over my Bully’s football party with her friend. He told her “you old bitches better be wearing some hot shit.” I check Instagram later to se this...
My friend asked me if i could help him get him my mom, i just told her hes a really good masseur and that she really needs a massage, he has been fucking her everyday ever since.