From now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
I jokingly called mom a prude for wearing such a long skirt. "Oh, really?" she said, removing her skirt when we got in the elevator. "You take a picture to remember just how un-prude I am!"
The last step before heading out to run errands...putting on my panties! I like to wear contrasting colored thongs, that way people get a good look when I bend over to pick up whatever I dropped