After my bullies beat me within an inch of my life they found the A+ I got on my math test. They wondered if all Asians are just like their stereotypes so they visited my mom to see if she submits to white men. You know what they say about stereotypes...
I hid a camera downstairs overnight to catch my mom wrapping my presents, hoping to see what gift she got me. When I saw the footage the next morning, I was shocked to see her cheating on dad to give my white bully his Christmas gift...