One night in Mexico a crab infiltrated our room. My gf valiantly sprung forth to battle the intruder - but I just thought "wow, r/facedownassup will love this". Priorities.
Got my XL Spritz in the mail yesterday and ...wow... it is so much larger than my XL Winston. This is going to be a trial of perseverance... (Link Fixed)
My gorgeous and sexy goddess/wife showing me once again how she feels about my locked up tiny penis (a.k.a. my clit). As she locked me up she said "Wow, honey, none of my exes would have come close to fitting in this! I've never seen one in my life that w
Your heart sank when you realized you bought her that set of lingerie for your last anniversary. But all you said was “Wow, how do you pull chicks like this all the time?”
