You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend is clearly crushing on him, and he’s constantly hitting on her. You were hesitant to leave them alone this morning when you went to work, but she told you not to worry, she can deal with hi
You invited your asshole boss over for dinner in the hopes that he would finally give you that promotion you had been working so hard for. Unfortunately for you, he wasn’t interested in any of the food, only your daughter’s pretty mouth.
