I've been holding this in for the longest time, but here I go. Rabbit, I love you, you are the sexiest man in the world to me, I know you're gonna see this. Mouse loves you.
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"It's a social network called dickgirls. Look at my earrings in my thread tho." -- Little sissiebitch, please. I ain't pinging you but you'll still see this shit on count of you want up in my beautiful testament to feminine penis! Nnn-O!
While you get ready for your 5th night shift this week, your GF is putting on makeup and dressed like shes going out but she swears shes staying in. As you head out to go earn her extra spending money, you hide when you see your bully walking into your ap