"At least two women a day get spanked at Nu-West. Some men count sheep to go to sleep. I try to count all the women I've spanked." Ed Lee, founder of Nu-West
"The ignorant regard this as indecent, but it is not a teaching that encourages lust and leads people to desire. In reality it is the marvellous art of cultivating life. Su Nü miao lun, Ming Dynasty (1368–1644)