Now that you've finished cursing and yelling at me, let me explain. Whether or not I bother untying you before your evil ex, my sister, comes home and finds you naked on her bed depends on two things: How many orgasms your tongue gives me, and whether or
A redditor (& fwb) had me all hot, bothered and full of dirty thoughts after a morning of sexy texts. The best way to handle all that: Soap up and wash those dirty thoughts away (at least until we meet up again).
